When ever he used the bathroom, he always had someone stand guard outside the door. This was to keep the Wood Nymphs from stealing his stool.
Corrections:
It has come to my attention that Yule Brynner is dead and not going to be judging the Wet T-Shirt Contest at Schuba's.
Something You May Have Missed:
Hidden in the corner of your favorite book is a mathematical code where each number is added by 1.
This Day in History:
Members of the Khmer Rouge go in on a cake to celebrate going a whole day without killing any political prisoners.
Don't Believe Your Parents:
You're not special and you never will be.
Why I'm Going to Hell:
I wouldn't get too excited to see your parrot when you get home.
What's Happening in Estonia?:
Nothing
Secrets of the American Dental Association:
Gingivitis is actually Mouth AIDS.
A Formal Apology:
I would like to apologize to the employees at Heid's in Liverpool, NY. I guess you really can fill baby with too much dynamite.
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