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Known for eating his french fries with mayo instead of ketchup. Also, his french fries were made of fingers.
What's Happening in Estonia?
In an attempt to boost tourism, a vote is being held to change the name of the country to "Not Estonia".
Something You May Have Missed:
The man you've been calling "dad" hasn't had a left ear for the last three days.
Corrections:
It has come to my attention that Yule Brynner is dead and not the Zodiac Killer.
Why I'm Going To Hell:
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. I only raped him.
This Day in History:
Polaroid and Outkast plan world domination with the song "Hey Ya"
Things Gore Vidal Has Said to Me:
"Quit hogging the cocaine."
A Quick Note for My Neighbors:
Some Cambodian kid keeps leaving letter bombs in front of my door. They always have your address though.
Movie Spoilers for Films I Haven't Seen:
Accepted:
No one is accepted by any form of society and a mass suicide takes place, I hope.
A Formal Apology:
I would like to apologize to Jenna Jameson and the families of the victims of the holocaust. That billboard I took out on Halstead will be taken down.
